You cannot believe what happened to me on my birthday?Last week was my birthday.My wife didn't wish me,my parents forgot and so did my kids.l went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me so as l entered my office my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".l felt so special for a moment.
She later asked me out for lunch and I happily accepted.After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.We went there and she said, "Do you mind if l go into the bedroom for a minute?""Okay", l said.
Five minutes later,she came out with a cake and my wife,my Parents,my Kids,my Friends and My Colleagues.All Screaming "SURPRISE!!!.. And l was waiting on the sofa Naked and with a condom On.I am still thinking of what Lie to tell my wife.