The boy and the girl who taught the father was foolish on funny vibes.

A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming.

Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.

Boy: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"

Girl: I don't have that one, may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.

Boy: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.

GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.later the Dad kept silent and said to the daughter :

Dad: These are too many books, will he read all of them?

Girl: Yes dad, he is very smart.

Dad: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespear

And also the one on the dinning table  titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.

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