A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming.
Girl: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
Boy: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
Girl: I don't have that one, may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.
Boy: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.later the Dad kept silent and said to the daughter :
Dad: These are too many books, will he read all of them?
Girl: Yes dad, he is very smart.
Dad: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespear
And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.