Dad: who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
Dad: Ok, if I go to UK and your Mum goes to America, where will you go?
Dad: that shows you love your Mum more?
Child: No, it shows i love America
Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your Mum goes to UK, where will you go?
Dad: replied angrily, why?
Child: haha, why the anger? I choose UK because I have been to America before.
Dad: When did you go to America?
Child: During the first question now…