"A man was having sex with his boss' wife at their home when suddenly thieves broke in.The man went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house.
"When he arrived home, his wife asked, Why are you naked? The man replied,Well, I was attacked by thieves on my way home, they took everything from me.
Wife: So why is a condom on your penis?
Man:Well, as a grown up man I couldn't run home completely naked.I had to cover some parts.