The troublesome old woman on funny vibes.

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver,"Driver when we reach Benin tell me o...The driver nodded and then she shouted again."My Children, una hear wetin I tell am"Everybody responded:Yes, Mama.On the long Journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request.After several Hours of driving and then close to Lagos from Benin about 4 hours behind, the old Woman asked:Driver, you never reach Benin since"Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed.

Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours behind us
"Ah!", the Woman shouted and started crying, take me back to benin, please I don't want trouble ,considering the age of the Woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin.On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the Woman she was in benin.

The Woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with Water. She then smiled and said:"Thank you, my Son, Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of Panadol.I don take am now, Oya make we dey go Lagos.What will you do to the woman if you were in that bus?

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