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See a recent application letter from a friend..

                     No.3 ekpetu street
                     P.o.Box 172,
                     Ijola,Lagos,
                     Nigeria.
                    9th may,2017.
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB.

                            Thank you,
                            Yours faithfully,
                              Chukwuebuka