Just call me idiot on funny vibes.

"A gentleman visits his friend, he arrives late at night,his friend tells him:" Either you sleep on the couch, or you sleep with baby in the other room.

He thinks about his options for a while and says, "babies pee in bed and sometimes cry at night.
No, I will sleep on the couch.

In the morning a very beautiful and extremely sexy girl comes out of the room and greets him:

"Good morning Mr. I am Beatrice (the Maid of the house) but everyone calls me baby here, and you?".

He looks at the girl and says,

"Just call me  "Idiot".