"A gentleman visits his friend, he arrives late at night,his friend tells him:" Either you sleep on the couch, or you sleep with baby in the other room.
He thinks about his options for a while and says, "babies pee in bed and sometimes cry at night.
No, I will sleep on the couch.
In the morning a very beautiful and extremely sexy girl comes out of the room and greets him:
"Good morning Mr. I am Beatrice (the Maid of the house) but everyone calls me baby here, and you?".
He looks at the girl and says,
"Just call me "Idiot".