There was a dying man who was called Tayo,on his sick bed in the hospital he called for his wife and four children.
Tayo:To you my wife (Deroju), take over the Petroleum Company.
Deroju: Started crying loudly.
Tayo:To you my first son (Ola),take over the shopping mall and the gas station.
Tayo:To you my second son(Ishola), take over the Airport.
Ishola: Crying louder.
Tayo: To you my third son(Dolapo), take over Sheraton Hotel.
Tayo:To you my only daughter(Dammy), the Teaching Hospital is yours.
Dammy : Crying loudest.
The confused nurse in the room with them asked: "I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, at least your Dad left you a great deal of properties to make you all comfortable till the end of time".
Wife: Properties kor, comfortable ni. He is a cleaner and those are places is where he cleans everyday.Hope no one is laughing.