The pastor on funny vibes.

Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls.Apple seller, bread seller and yam seller.The he stated asking them question.

Pastor:Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is mentioned before I will buy.

Apple seller:- bible said you are the Apple of my eyes.Good,said pastor I will buy N1000

Pastor: bread seller give me a bible quotation with bread and I will buy.

Bread seller:Jesus said I am the bread of life.Great,okay give me bread N1000

Pastor:Yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I will  buy.

Yam seller: Jesus said, l yam that I yam.The pastor fainted.

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