Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls.Apple seller, bread seller and yam seller.The he stated asking them question.
Pastor:Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is mentioned before I will buy.
Apple seller:- bible said you are the Apple of my eyes.Good,said pastor I will buy N1000
Pastor: bread seller give me a bible quotation with bread and I will buy.
Bread seller:Jesus said I am the bread of life.Great,okay give me bread N1000
Pastor:Yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I will buy.
Yam seller: Jesus said, l yam that I yam.The pastor fainted.