Police:Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
Man: Here they are.
Police:They are incomplete.
Man:Check them well,they are complete
Police:Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
Man:I go burial
Police: Who die?
Man:Na one Policeman
Police: Wetin kill am?
Man:He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
Police:Na your friend?
Police :Na your relation?
Police:Wetin you come go do for the burial?
Man:I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
Police:Wetin concern you for the matter
Man:Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju (The policeman started staring at man now)
Man: Oga police, I beg I don tire,make I find you something make u let me dey go.
Police:Police is your friend,we no dey collect bribe again.Have a nice day.