Who wan die on funny vibes.

Police:Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?

Man: Here they are.

Police:They are incomplete.

Man:Check them well,they are complete

Police:Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?

Man:I go burial

Police: Who die?

Man:Na one Policeman

Police: Wetin kill am?

Man:He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.

Police:Na your friend?

Man:No

Police :Na your relation?

Man:No

Police:Wetin you come go do for the burial?

Man:I go remove the money from the dead man hand.

Police:Wetin concern you for the matter

Man:Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju (The policeman started  staring at man now)

Man: Oga police, I beg I don tire,make I find you something make u let me dey go.

Police:Police is your friend,we no dey collect bribe again.Have a nice day.