Why my pastor blocked me on facebook on funny vibes.

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted.Two minutes later his message came in;

PASTOR: How are you?

MAN: I'm fine Daddy.

PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

MAN: (No reply)

PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

MAN (No reply)'

PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.

MAN: (No reply)

PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

MAN: (No reply)

PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

MAN: (No reply)

PASTOR:May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

MAN: (No reply)

PASTOR: My son are you there?

MAN: Yes Daddy!

PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

MAN: Ok,it's my turn to pray for you Sir

PASTOR: Alright my son.

MAN: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

PASTOR: (No reply).

MAN: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

PASTOR: (No reply)

MAN: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

PASTOR: (No reply)

MAN: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members.

PASTOR: (No reply)

MAN: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir

PASTOR: (No reply)

MAN: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,

PASTOR: (No reply)

MAN: May speedometer of your annointing fail and lead you to where you can't control it.

PASTOR: (No reply)

MAN:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.

PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot..