Hilarious situations on funny vibes.

If women would just keep quiet, there wouldn't be much wahala in any family

A wife and husband visited a farm,they saw a bull having sex with a cow, the wife asked the farm manager: How many times does a Bull have sex per day?

Manager: 6 times a day Ma..

Wife: looks at her husband and say.... You see...

Then the husband asked the manager:you mean 6 times a day with same cow?

Manager:No, No, with different cows everyday..

Husband: looks to his wife and says.... You See And the fight started.
     

Dear ladies..you need to learn from this..Don't compare your husband with other men.
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HILARIOUS SITUATIONS AND QUESTIONS

Shade(crying) "Can't believe Segun cheated on me "

Mary: Your Boyfriend still managed to cheat in Exam room with 5 invigilators.My sister who do you think you are? 

Charles: "Indian movies are bullshit. I started dancing at the Market today,no one joined me.

Ibrahim: We are in Africa bro,everyone thought you've started running mad

Bimpe :At your big age, you're still running from Dogs. 
     
Lizzy :Because Dogs ask for your ID before biting you, eh?

GTB( through email)... "Thank you for attending GTBank Food and Drink Fair 
  

Bayo: (replied) " Please,I didn't attend ooo, don't go and debit me attendance charges oo.

Issa: "Call her at 3am midnight,just to tell her much you love her 
        

Donald "If you love someone,you let them sleep.

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FOR ADULTS ONLY

One evening a husband and wife were in bed.The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love.

A short time later the husband again reaches into his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.Now the wife… is almost sure that her husband is “in the mood” She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.Sure enough,the husband repeats 'the move'.She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sex.Her husband,still reading his book, is surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!” The husband asks, “For what?” She says,“Well, for sex,dear! You've fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes,and now I’m ready!” The husband replies, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.