Just laughter on funny vibes.

A friend told me onion is the only food item that can make you cry,I laughed and threw a coconut at his face.He's still crying like a baby and I'm shocked.
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You say a relationship heart break is the worst painful feeling.My friend,I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.
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I fainted 5 times today  when I over heard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''

Immediately I woke up,she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear,shift let me faint again.

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I hate it when somebody tells a girl

“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”

I mean,is she supposed to braid her hair with vegetables and decorate her ears with tomatoes and onions just to have the “Cook Look?"
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On my wedding day,the Pastor better skip the part of ”Is there anyone here with a reason(s) why this wedding shouldn’t hold? I don’t trust my village people, anything can happen ooooo
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Sister in Christ… you claim to be saved but you only talk to men with cars.
Were you baptized with petrol?
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Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings.
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A man returns a book to the library,banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”

The Librarian look up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
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Attendance in Church on sunday

1. Human beings = 85
2. Bible = 27
3. Phone Charger = 507.
4. Rechargeable lamps = 212.
5. Rechargeable Torch = 176.
6. Power banks 132.         
God is watching .

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God is soaking your cane in crude oil..
Go announce to them.
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In the United States,a book called "HOW TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE IN 30 DAYS", sold 2 million copies in a week.

Until the author discovered that the title had a spelling error.The correct title should have been: "HOW TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN 30 DAYS". After correction, for a whole month,only three books were sold.Haba........🤣🤣