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Why condoms are packed in 3s, 6s & 12s

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy Asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man
Matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,son.Men use them to have safe sex."

Oh,I see," replied the boy pensively."I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,one for Friday,one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.."

"Cool" says the boy... He notices a 6 pack and asks,"Then,who are these for?

"Those are for college men," the dad answers."TWO for Friday,TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,"Then,who uses THESE?" he asks,picking up a 12-pack.With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January,one for February,one for March....up to December"

The boy replied; "I am not getting married.

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A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening.She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and
weekends.The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture,he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her.It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to
express his feelings.So,she told her parents.They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage.But
wanted her to make the first move. Next day, she went to him and said:

"Hi. I'm Radha." GUY: "Hi.

I'm Chris." Hearing this, the Girl was very happy as the names were matching like Lord Chris and Radha Devi.The girl went on and said: "I really appreciate your patience and decency.You have been standing in front of my home everyday for
about a year now.So,I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think I really like you too and would love it if we get married." The guy smiled and Said: "Forgive me
sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password.So,I come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my Girlfriend!"

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A man was beating his wife and the wife was screaming for help when one of their neighbours rushed in and told the husband "no no no! Baba Lucky,I am highly disappointed in you,you don't beat a woman!..... what you should do is to ignore her and marry another wife".The woman immediately stopped crying and turned to her husband "Baba Lucky,don't mind this stupid man, just continue beating me.
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Dear future wife,I am not saying you must be a virgin oo, but please don't bring me a borehole.