Real facts on funny vibes.

TEACHER: I returned from work,open my door and see 50 million naira on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes,what will you do?

STUDENT: I will bite your toes until you faint.I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money.

TEACHER:Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes.It's a figure of speech.

STUDENT: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million naira on your bed in this Buhari Economy.Who will keep it there? That's a figure of impossible speech.
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You are shy to remove your sister's panties from the drying line when it's about to rain.But you remove the panties of someone's sister with your teeth.please drill a hole in your head so that sense can enter.

Mitchewwwe!! Hahahahahaha All this is big time hypocrite.
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Dear Ladies,Don’t kill yourself because you want to look Expensive.Some Guys don’t even know the difference between Brazilian Hair and Goat Hair.
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Empty pocket has no right for erection.

if you can't make her bank account horny

don't get her wet.
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I wanted to send sms to my potential sugar,saying Honey 'I LOVE YOU and it mistakenly went to my LANDLORD and he responded "I've been holding myself for too long,I love you too.Please kindly stop paying your  RENT" hahahahaha.
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That bad moment your boyfriend throws you on the bed trying to feel sexy,, and you hit your head on the bedstead and die...Sister na hell fire straight.
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If you dip some slay queen's hair-net inside water, you will see a real Coffee drink.please wash your  hair net before you all use smell to kill your Boo boo.
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Witchcraft is knowing that you won't Marry her but you still dated her for 10 years.My brother even if you make heaven you won't see God.
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Cheating is only for married couples.The rest are only searching for the right ones.
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Some men be going around with POT BELLY but be looking for a lady with FLAT TUMMY... Brother be humble naaaaaa.
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Ladies,

Sometimes you need to listen to your body.... How???

Stop wearing a bum short thinking you are hot when your body says i need a long dress.
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