The internet native doctor on funny vibes.

I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out.So I went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”.All he demanded from me was 1-month internet data subscription,money which I paid and he gave me a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’.

He said, “All I need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow.” I was excited because that was pretty easy.The next day,when she was passing,I created a scene just to draw her attention and touched her like it was a mistake.I was expecting her to follow me,but she didn’t, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone.I was disappointed and went home.

On getting home,I checked my
phone and saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on Twitter,Instagram,Keek,Badoo,Viber,sent me a friend request on Facebook,sent me a message on Whatsapp and 2go.I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied me, “My son,we’ve upgraded,everything is now digital.Bye to rural village,welcome to the global village.That was why I did not ask for a cock,the brain of a mosquito,a vulture’s eye and groundnut oil but one month internet data to keep me online.”