Touching situations on funny vibes.

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.One of them kept complaining about family problems. Finally the other man said, "you think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married.Later my father married my stepdaughter.That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.Also my wife became mother in law of her father in law.Then the daughter of my wife,my stepmother had a son.This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son but he was also the son of my wife's daughter,which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is also the grandmother.This makes my father the brother in law of my child, whose step sister is my fathers wife.Thus I am my stepmother's brother in law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather.And you think you have family problem?
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THE PROBLEM THAT ORDINARY "E" CAUSED. 

One spelling mistake and husband can not go home..........

A Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an " *e* " in the last word.

Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house

He wrote: "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were *her*."
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An old lady handed her cheque to a
bank cashier and said, “I would like
to withdraw N500..”The female cashier told her, “For withdrawals less than N5,000, please use the ATM”.The old lady then asked, “Why?” The cashier irritably told her, “These are rules.Please leave if there is no other matter.There is a queue
behind you.” She then returned the
card to the old lady.The old lady remained silent.But she returned the cheque to the cashier and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The cashier was astonished when she checked the account balance.She
nodded her head, leaned down and
said to the old lady,

“My apologies Granny,you have N3.5 billion in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently.Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?" The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The cashier told her, “Any amount up to N300,000.” The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw N300,000 from her account.The cashier did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.

The old lady kept N500 in her bag and asked the cashier to deposit the balance of N299,500 back into her account.The cashier was dumbfounded.The moral of this story is that rules are inflexible but we humans can be flexible when the situation requires us to be.We should not treat people based on their looks or how they are dressed.Rather,we should treat everyone with respect. And ... never be too quick to judge a book by its cover.