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A BEGGAR WITH DIFFERENCE

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7.50. “Well,” the beggar thinks, “it’s still better than nothing.”

A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $5.

“What’s going on now?” the beggar asks his donor. “First you give me $10 every day,then $7,50 and now only $5. What’s the problem?”

“Well,” the man says,“last year my eldest son went to university.It’s very expensive, so I had to cut costs.This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”

“And how many children do you have?” the beggar asks.

“Four,” the man replies.

“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
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Dating an illiterate girl is not a problem at all, the problem is when you text her;
"Baby, goodnight; sweet dreams. I love you..."
Then, she replies you;
"Goodnight my love, may your gentle soul rest in peace".
My brother, i swear, sleep no go catch you again.
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Can u imagine this?A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man.He said, what do u want frm this Man?  speak up before I cast u out this moment! The demon in the man said,I want him to win the American Lottery Draw worth $200billion tonight. The pastor lowered the microphone and whispered; get out of him and enter into me.
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Teacher: who is the president of Nigeria?
Children: Nnamdi Azikiwe
Teacher: good!!
Who is the minister of defence?
Children: Bukola Saraki
Teacher: correct!!
What is the capital city of Nigeria?
Children: Benin City
Teacher: very good!!
Who composed the national anthem?
Children: Timaya
Teacher: Excellent!!
If the people from Nigeria are called Nigerians,
How will you call the people from Moscow?
Children: Mosquitoes
Teacher:wow!!
Then, 2+5 will give you wat?
Children: 25
Teacher: perfect!!
You will remain stupid like
this until Your Governor pay my salary.
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FINAL EXAM PAPER FOR LAW STUDENTS

Q. A Woman was driving a KIA car.She mistakenly hit a BMW car.

The lady came out from her BMW, insulting the other lady for not being careful,asking her to repair her BMW

The KIA car Woman called her husband, he replied -"I am very busy and please try fix up the Matter by yourself "

The BMW lady called her Boyfriend and said "Sweetheart someone just hit the Birthday Gift you gave me,I am so angry, please come over.."

Few minutes later her Boyfriend arrived. He is the Husband to the lady with the KIA car!!

Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties.. (20 Marks).
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I was eating Amala and enjoying my drink @ 4pm,a man entered the restaurant wit a brief case.I guess he was a big politician bcos his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him.Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.The woman knelt down and told him that her children and her want to die of hunger since her husband died.This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five hundred thousand naira.

The woman jumped up and left d scene in happiness.I was still watching wen anoda man started crying and came to him.He knelt down and beggged him dat he needed money to establish his bizness.This man brought out ten million naira cheque (#10,000,000.00)and gave this man.This time,i started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.I started crying and went to the man.Immediately I knelt down,I heard "Cut!! Cut!! Cut!!".

I turned and saw the director of the movie.He laughed and said "oh boy na movie we dey shoot here" oo Hahahahahah shame wan kill me.Chaii!
Economy recession no go kill person lol.

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