Men will always be men on funny vibes.

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.   

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed.He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $15,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.  

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new Suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.'

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried  the shirt and it fitted perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old..'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a Headache.'

New suit - $ 400
New shirt - $ 36
New underwear - $ 6

Always take second opinion before going under the Surgeons knife...

I was at the Police headquarters yesterday to my surprise I saw a police man on duty reading a Bible...I went to him and asked Who killed Abel, he said "please ask Inspector Yakubu he is incharge of murder cases.


A young college girl at a bus stop spotted handsome Man and without hesitation went to him and said, "you look cute.. I like you."..Man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said, "My dear,this love and infatuation are all nothing.You are too young to be behaving like this.Please go home and study hard so that you can have a good career and successful life.".He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said, "I have written some words of wisdom for you.Read them before you go to sleep."
And then he walked away.

The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:

"Are you blind?? My wife was standing right behind me. Any way, this is my number.Call me anytime. ...........
By the way, I like you too.Men will always be Men.