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I began to fear Alcohol last night.I saw my neighbour spend the whole night Dancing to the sound of my generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying" this DJ go kill me oooooooo"  When i turned the generator off,he asked me who sang the track?
I said it was Yamaha featuring petrol.

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Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just Know she is going to her guy's place.
How did I know??
Because it's written in syrup bottles:
"shake well before use" lolz
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Some people will come to ATM and see others on queue and still be asking;  "Is it Paying?"

No! We came to sacrifice ourselves for money ritual. Lolz  abeg make I see road.

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Before you marry a Nigerian fair lady...ask her for her JSS3 pictures so that you will know the colour of your children.....my brother say NO to 419
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Whenever I want to know if a married man has sense,I just look at his wife.If she is looking haggard and emotionally wrecked I just know her husband is foolish.Don't come and argue here.We are not from the same village.
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When a guy isn't interested in a relationship anymore he can say anything just to break up with you..he might say baby i can't continue any longer your grandmother didn't write WAEC.

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Whenever a young girl enters a pharmacy
shop and start greeting
everyone even her junior ones,she wants to buy prostinor lolz.
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FAMILY POLITICS

A mother-in-law,  was welcoming her newly wed Daughter-in-law and explaining the hierarchy:

"I am Vice President,Home Affairs Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.Your Father-in-law is the President, Defense and Security Minister and Foreign Affairs Minister.My Son,I mean your husband,runs the Ministry of Demand and Supply,Finance and Economic Affairs and my daughter runs the Planning and Development Ministry. Now you tell me, which Ministry would you like to run?"

Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile:

"Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of the OPPOSITION!!"
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I saw two Cockroach mating (sex).

I wanted to spray it to them and I thought twice.

May be he has been chasing her for years, and she has been eating all his money without allowing him to get down there, I'm a human I have a good heart, so I let him enjoy... But as I was leaving,

I got a second thought.What if he was raping her ......am confused.

What should I do?
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My uncle is new on facebook and has been trying to search for me but can't find me because he's busy typing "My Sister's 1st Born"

Abeg help me tell him that he will soon see what he is looking for.

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SOMEONE NEEDS OUR HELP.

She wrote in;
Please can anyone here help prescribe any abortion drug for me biko.

My dog is pregnant for one local dog in my area.

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